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Ronnie B

Better known as Sgt. Ronald B-Unit of the Peoria, Illinois police force, Ronnie B is the official law enforcement liaison to the Unlicensed Attorneys at Law. He is by far most the most prolific and insane of UAL's featured guests, mostly due to the fact that he lost half of his brain in a hot air balloon accident while pursuing a criminal in 2003.


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Juicy

After graduating magna cum laude with a Master's degree in Business Administration, Juicy found the job market incredibly tough and instead opted to become a phone sex operator. That's how she met Kareef and Nik Furious, late one lonely Tuesday night on tour. Instantly captivated by her sexy voice, the Attorneys bought her a one-way ticket from San Antonio to Pittsburgh and things have never been the same.


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Juicy in her natural habitat


Matt Johnson

Raised by wolves in the Canadian wilderness, Matt Johnson always dreamed of going to beauty school. At the ripe age of 17 he fulfilled that wish, only to flunk out two months later. That's when he hired Nik Furious to produce the beat for Taste It, and the rest is history.


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