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Nik Furious Biography

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Nik Furious is the most demented, nasty, and perverted rapper the world has ever seen. He produces the most diabolical beats and only rhymes about the things he knows from personal experience. In 2007, he murdered and replaced his alter ego, DJ Shalope, to join Kareef as one of the Unlicensed Attorneys at Law.

He currently resides in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and holds down a nine-to-five job against his will (based on a combination restraining order / forced work credit he earned after slaying the crotches of the mothers and wives of various judges across Western Pennsylvania).

As a young man he was in so much legal trouble that he had to move every 3-4 years in order to stay out of prison. He is currently banned from 23 states, 4 Major League Baseball Stadiums, Washington D.C., New York City, Canada, Mexico, and anywhere over, under, or on the ocean.


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