Unlicensed Attorneys at Law blog and podcast.

OK, so as most of you may know I have been “acting weird”, or so Furious says. And I’m writing this to say that yes, maybe I have and also that yes, maybe I have been thinking about quitting the Attorneys. Don’t get me wrong, it has been the ride of a lifetime so far. There’s nothing I love more than going to the senior center with Furious and picking up a couple of raunchy geezers and pumping them full of my young cock until they pass out and die on our couch. But I think there comes a time in every man’s life when we must ask ourselves, is this really what life is all about?

With that said, I am not quitting the Attorneys as of now. But I have been doing some soul searching. I look at our body of work and I say to myself, how could I let my kids see this one day, and I’m not talking about the thousands I have been skipping child support payments on. I’m talking about the kids me and my third wife actually love. I believe that maybe I am changing. I can’t go out anymore and get shit faced and tag team random sluts with Furious every night and be satisfied with my life. Sure, its nice to casually buttfuck a chick for hours on end and fall asleep knowing that I’ll be doing the same thing the next night, but I just don’t think I can keep up anymore. Or maybe I don’t want to.

The Unlicensed Attorneys at Law have been a huge part of my life. It has been a pleasure to rhyme alongside Furious and truly tear up tracks. But maybe being one of two Nastiest Rappers Alive is not what I want anymore. I want my music to mean something and I don’t know that sticking with the Attorneys is the way to go. Again, I am not quitting the Attorneys now, I just need some more time to think about and examine my life so far and figure out if I’m truly satisfied with where I now stand. As the great band Commuter once wrote, “Young hearts beat fast,” and mine truly does. Thank you all for the support.

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