What up. Furious here just letting you know that I didn’t give up and I’m still moving forward… I’m just moving forward real slow.

It’s been tough since Kareef quit the Unlicensed Attorneys at Law. I can’t seem to get out of bed most of the time and I haven’t showered in 17 days.

But I’m still working on a new UAL album. I’m trying to do something a little more serious and socially conscious. Right now, the working title is Why Do Whales Have to Die? and it’s about the industrial destruction of our planet’s oceans. No release date yet.

In the meantime, I guess just keep listening to our old songs and reliving the glory days of the Attorneys. At least, I know that’s what I’ll be doing…

OK, so as most of you may know I have been “acting weird”, or so Furious says. And I’m writing this to say that yes, maybe I have and also that yes, maybe I have been thinking about quitting the Attorneys. Don’t get me wrong, it has been the ride of a lifetime so far. There’s nothing I love more than going to the senior center with Furious and picking up a couple of raunchy geezers and pumping them full of my young cock until they pass out and die on our couch. But I think there comes a time in every man’s life when we must ask ourselves, is this really what life is all about?

With that said, I am not quitting the Attorneys as of now. But I have been doing some soul searching. I look at our body of work and I say to myself, how could I let my kids see this one day, and I’m not talking about the thousands I have been skipping child support payments on. I’m talking about the kids me and my third wife actually love. I believe that maybe I am changing. I can’t go out anymore and get shit faced and tag team random sluts with Furious every night and be satisfied with my life. Sure, its nice to casually buttfuck a chick for hours on end and fall asleep knowing that I’ll be doing the same thing the next night, but I just don’t think I can keep up anymore. Or maybe I don’t want to.

The Unlicensed Attorneys at Law have been a huge part of my life. It has been a pleasure to rhyme alongside Furious and truly tear up tracks. But maybe being one of two Nastiest Rappers Alive is not what I want anymore. I want my music to mean something and I don’t know that sticking with the Attorneys is the way to go. Again, I am not quitting the Attorneys now, I just need some more time to think about and examine my life so far and figure out if I’m truly satisfied with where I now stand. As the great band Commuter once wrote, “Young hearts beat fast,” and mine truly does. Thank you all for the support.

I know this is my first official time blogging on here as Nik Furious… and it sucks to do it under these circumstances, but I’m really worried about Kareef and I have to say something. He’s acting strange, like not returning my calls and not meeting up with me at the club to tag team some crazy freaks who then come back to our place where we smear peanut butter all over their bodies and have a naked slip-n-slide competition.

I don’t know what to do. I’m really worried that he might want to quit the Unlicensed Attorneys at Law. I don’t know what I’d do if he did quit… I mean, how could it be UAL with just me? I’d have to start some shitty solo career. It’s hard being nasty on my own.

Every second Tuesday of the month we always meet up to go to the bus station and pick up chicks who aren’t wearing any panties. He totally ditched me this month. Since then, I haven’t heard a word from him. It’s starting to freak me out.

If anyone out there has talked to Kareef in the past few weeks, let me know. I have to know what’s going on. I don’t want UAL to break up. And I especially don’t want us to lose the title of Nastiest Rappers in the Universe.