This past Sunday, Nik Furious dropped a new track called “To the MAX” over on the AudioShocker podcast and blog. It’s a story about hooking up his nanny, pissing off his wife, and then hooking up with his mother-in-law to make everything right again. You know, normal everyday type of shit.

You can now embed our Unlicensed music players on your own website, Facebook profile, MySpace profile, and more. Just copy the code provided at the bottom of each album page and paste away.

Here’s what you’ll get:

All the way back on 03.30.2008, we told you about a couple new bonus tracks we recorded for the 20 Minute Sex Soundtrack. Unfortunately, the first song will probably never see the light of day. But the second - Pork-N-Beanz - has arrived. Go listen.

As we mentioned on the 18th, here’s a special sneak preview of a new beat that the Attorneys will be rhyming over on a future UAL album: Windrider produced by Nik Furious (courtesy of the AudioShocker).

Whoa. What happened to the website, right? If you’ve been here before, then you’ll notice some (subtle yet significant) changes to the structure. The music page is now one and the same as the home page, and every album has a flash music player for listening.

That’s because Guilty as Charged is the final album to get the music player treatment. To coincide with the new music players, I’ve updated the layout of UnlicensedAttorneys.com to be all about the music as soon as you get to the site.

Over 1 gig worth of Unlicensed Attorneys songs downloaded in June so far, and now Unlicensed Hits has a sexy new music player. Go give it a listen.

Almost 1 gig worth of UAL songs downloaded in June so far, and we’re not stopping there. Nasty Confessional has a new music player on its album page. Just hit play and kick back. You deserve it.

What’s that, you say? You’re sick of the way UnlicensedAttorneys.com just makes you download every mp3 without the chance to listen to the songs in a sweet playlist using a flash player?

Well, the Attorneys understand your concerns. That’s why the 20 Minute Sex Soundtrack and Face Money pt 2 now have completely kickass music players so you can listen to every Unlicensed Attorneys track without ever leaving the album page. The the rest of the UAL discography will be getting this treatment soon.

The entire Unlicensed Attorneys music catalog is now online. Our complete discography is up in the music section, along with our albums Guilty as Charged, Face Money pt 2, and Unlicensed Hits (featuring remasters from the other two albums).

History, multimedia, and contact sections are still undone, but they’ll be up soon.

Had a couple of awesome sessions with Ronnie B and Juicy. Two new tracks - Bustin Makes Me Feel Good and Pork n Beans - will go up a week or two after UnlicensedAttorneys.com officially goes live.

It’s about a week before the website will be totally finished, but who cares? The 20 Minute Sex Soundtrack has arrived. Last year’s awesome Unlicensed album, Nasty Confessional, is up now too.

Ronnie B is getting into town tonight and we’re gonna lay down some bonus tracks for 20 Minute Sex Soundtrack.

We just finished recording our latest tracks for the 20 Minute Sex Soundtrack. The songs will debut when the website goes live.