To my surprise, we’re at 4.89 gigs.

You’ve listened to and downloaded 4 gigs of Attorneys music in August. You’ve absolutely crushed any previous month. According to my not-so-scientific calculations, that means people have downloaded and listened to over 15 hours of Unlicensed Attorneys music this month. Excellent.

Keep… listening and downloading…

You can now embed our Unlicensed music players on your own website, Facebook profile, MySpace profile, and more. Just copy the code provided at the bottom of each album page and paste away.

Here’s what you’ll get:

We’ve already breezed past last month’s record. People have listened to and downloaded over 3 gigs worth of UAL music in August and there’s still a week left! Keep it going, baby, keep it going.

1.8 gigs moved so far in August. Keep this up and we’ll beat July’s record. Keep on downloading, baby.

Nasty fans like yourself downloaded over 2.5 gigs of Unlicensed Attorneys music in July. That’s our best month yet. We’re breaking records. Let’s do it again in August, baby.

HOLY SHIT. Why didn’t somebody tell us how bad the website looked in Vista?! Damn, that probably goes for everyone using Internet Explorer 7, not just Vista. All the formatting looked like poop. Complete poop.

The worst part was that IE7 was pulling the wrong playlists for all of our music players on the site. See, this site is edited on a Mac running Firefox, where the playlists worked just fine. But IE7 was showing completely different music.

To everyone who showed up here only to find that our music players weren’t even playing the Unlicensed Attorneys at Law, we apologize. If you run into any issues in the future, email us at UnlicensedAttorneys@gmail.com.

All the way back on 03.30.2008, we told you about a couple new bonus tracks we recorded for the 20 Minute Sex Soundtrack. Unfortunately, the first song will probably never see the light of day. But the second - Pork-N-Beanz - has arrived. Go listen.

Over 1.7 gigs of music moved so far in July — keep it going! (Check out a sneak preview of a new UAL beat this Sunday at the AudioShocker.)

I’m proud to say that we’ve moved over 2 gigs worth of music in June. I’m sad to say that incredible comic book artist and Nik Furious inspiration, Michael Turner, passed away yesterday.

Whoa. What happened to the website, right? If you’ve been here before, then you’ll notice some (subtle yet significant) changes to the structure. The music page is now one and the same as the home page, and every album has a flash music player for listening.

That’s because Guilty as Charged is the final album to get the music player treatment. To coincide with the new music players, I’ve updated the layout of UnlicensedAttorneys.com to be all about the music as soon as you get to the site.

Over 1 gig worth of Unlicensed Attorneys songs downloaded in June so far, and now Unlicensed Hits has a sexy new music player. Go give it a listen.

Almost 1 gig worth of UAL songs downloaded in June so far, and we’re not stopping there. Nasty Confessional has a new music player on its album page. Just hit play and kick back. You deserve it.

People downloaded 1.8 gigs worth of music from the Attorneys last month.