HOLY SHIT. Why didn’t somebody tell us how bad the website looked in Vista?! Damn, that probably goes for everyone using Internet Explorer 7, not just Vista. All the formatting looked like poop. Complete poop.

The worst part was that IE7 was pulling the wrong playlists for all of our music players on the site. See, this site is edited on a Mac running Firefox, where the playlists worked just fine. But IE7 was showing completely different music.

To everyone who showed up here only to find that our music players weren’t even playing the Unlicensed Attorneys at Law, we apologize. If you run into any issues in the future, email us at UnlicensedAttorneys@gmail.com.

All the way back on 03.30.2008, we told you about a couple new bonus tracks we recorded for the 20 Minute Sex Soundtrack. Unfortunately, the first song will probably never see the light of day. But the second - Pork-N-Beanz - has arrived. Go listen.

As we mentioned on the 18th, here’s a special sneak preview of a new beat that the Attorneys will be rhyming over on a future UAL album: Windrider produced by Nik Furious (courtesy of the AudioShocker).

Over 1.7 gigs of music moved so far in July — keep it going! (Check out a sneak preview of a new UAL beat this Sunday at the AudioShocker.)