What up. Furious here just letting you know that I didn’t give up and I’m still moving forward… I’m just moving forward real slow.
It’s been tough since Kareef quit the Unlicensed Attorneys at Law. I can’t seem to get out of bed most of the time and I haven’t showered in 17 days.
But I’m still working on a new UAL album. I’m trying to do something a little more serious and socially conscious. Right now, the working title is Why Do Whales Have to Die? and it’s about the industrial destruction of our planet’s oceans. No release date yet.
In the meantime, I guess just keep listening to our old songs and reliving the glory days of the Attorneys. At least, I know that’s what I’ll be doing…
The following is a transcript of a text message conversation between Kareef and Nik Furious:
Kareef: Ual does -CONFIDENTIAL- classics…let me know your thoughts
Nik Furious: You are a genius. This could be the one that finally gets up in some real trouble. We should put -CONFIDENTIAL- on hold to make this album.
Kareef: I thought you might like it i figure its the most innocent becoming the most raunchy masterpiece ever
Nik Furious: Yeah this is maybe the most insane and beautiful expression of UAL i’ve ever heard. What songs to sample?
Kareef: The two that led me to think were -CONFIDENTIAL- aka a whole new girl and -CONFIDENTIAL- aka a cunt ima fuck up
Nik Furious: We gotta use -CONFIDENTIAL- and -CONFIDENTIAL- (about going down on a chick - or it could be called under my pee and be about golden showers).
Kareef: Nice i like that um im feelin a cunt etc is about us bein pissed about chicks that wont hump us so we give em roofies and well you know
Nik Furious: Fo sho. We can also sample -CONFIDENTIAL- and sing - unlicensed nights like unlicensed days more often than not we’re banging that twat in hundreds of ways.
You can now embed our Unlicensed music players on your own website, Facebook profile, MySpace profile, and more. Just copy the code provided at the bottom of each album page and paste away.
What’s that, you say? You’re sick of the way UnlicensedAttorneys.com just makes you download every mp3 without the chance to listen to the songs in a sweet playlist using a flash player?
Well, the Attorneys understand your concerns. That’s why the 20 Minute Sex Soundtrack and Face Money pt 2 now have completely kickass music players so you can listen to every Unlicensed Attorneys track without ever leaving the album page. The the rest of the UAL discography will be getting this treatment soon.
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