Almost 5.5 gigs in November… not quite but almost. December is off to a modest start with just over 0.5 gigs. We love you. Love our music. WICKED.

Whoops. I mean 5.5 gigs. That’s what you listened to and downloaded in October. And that makes us randy for your musical love. That’s right. We want you to suckle from our free downloadable teats. BTW, the Firefox spell check knows how to spell “tits.” Awesome.

And people have downloaded over 4 gigs of Attorneys music in October. Sexy.

Don’t get me wrong — I want this to be right. But it just seems so unbelievable. I logged into our webstats yesterday to see if we’d topped last month’s downloads, and I found this:

Last Friday / Saturday, we moved somewhere around 22 gigs of content. If this is true, that puts our total listens and downloads at over 27 gigs of material in September.

WHATAZZZ UP, nasty fans?! You did it again. You turned us on by downloading and listening to over 4 gigs of Unlicensed Attorneys music in September. That’s sexy.

By the way, what the fuck is up with the new MySpace Music thing? It totally blows! If you’re not some major label artist then you can still only upload a whopping grand total of six songs. How lame is that shit!??

The answer: super lame. That’s why the Unlicensed Attorneys at Law give you every single song we’ve ever recorded for free. No strings attached. Because we love you.

You downloaded and listened to over 5.6 gigs of Unlicensed Attorneys music in August, making it by far our biggest bandwidth month yet.

Welcome to 5 gig country, nasty fans. Enjoy your stay.

To my surprise, we’re at 4.89 gigs.

You’ve listened to and downloaded 4 gigs of Attorneys music in August. You’ve absolutely crushed any previous month. According to my not-so-scientific calculations, that means people have downloaded and listened to over 15 hours of Unlicensed Attorneys music this month. Excellent.

Keep… listening and downloading…

We’ve already breezed past last month’s record. People have listened to and downloaded over 3 gigs worth of UAL music in August and there’s still a week left! Keep it going, baby, keep it going.

1.8 gigs moved so far in August. Keep this up and we’ll beat July’s record. Keep on downloading, baby.

Nasty fans like yourself downloaded over 2.5 gigs of Unlicensed Attorneys music in July. That’s our best month yet. We’re breaking records. Let’s do it again in August, baby.

Over 1.7 gigs of music moved so far in July — keep it going! (Check out a sneak preview of a new UAL beat this Sunday at the AudioShocker.)

I’m proud to say that we’ve moved over 2 gigs worth of music in June. I’m sad to say that incredible comic book artist and Nik Furious inspiration, Michael Turner, passed away yesterday.