…Onto all the pages of our website. First, we redid the homepage which is also the music page and our discography page and our albums page and our listening page (wait… is redid even a word?). Then we redid (there’s that word again) the contact page, so you can send us dirty love letters. And now then we redid (last time I’m using it) the multimedia page, so you can multimedia us all day long (is multimedia even a verb?).
Ah yes the tenth month of 2008 is moving along nicely. We’re at the halfway point and we’ve moved over 3 gigs of music so far. That’s what I like. You keep downloading our music and we’ll keep downloading your mom.
What a royal pain in my ass. I was like, “Oh, it’ll be sweet to delete the Unlicensed Diary and make this blog instead!” Well guess what? It wasn’t sweet. It sucked. Big balls. Hairy balls. Moist balls.
Okay, sorry, I’m getting carried away. Point is, I’m tired of taking our old diary updates and moving them onto this blog. And I’m goddamn glad to be done.
You can now embed our Unlicensed music players on your own website, Facebook profile, MySpace profile, and more. Just copy the code provided at the bottom of each album page and paste away.
HOLY SHIT. Why didn’t somebody tell us how bad the website looked in Vista?! Damn, that probably goes for everyone using Internet Explorer 7, not just Vista. All the formatting looked like poop. Complete poop.
The worst part was that IE7 was pulling the wrong playlists for all of our music players on the site. See, this site is edited on a Mac running Firefox, where the playlists worked just fine. But IE7 was showing completely different music.
To everyone who showed up here only to find that our music players weren’t even playing the Unlicensed Attorneys at Law, we apologize. If you run into any issues in the future, email us at UnlicensedAttorneys@gmail.com.
Whoa. What happened to the website, right? If you’ve been here before, then you’ll notice some (subtle yet significant) changes to the structure. The music page is now one and the same as the home page, and every album has a flash music player for listening.
That’s because Guilty as Charged is the final album to get the music player treatment. To coincide with the new music players, I’ve updated the layout of UnlicensedAttorneys.com to be all about the music as soon as you get to the site.
Almost 1 gig worth of UAL songs downloaded in June so far, and we’re not stopping there. Nasty Confessional has a new music player on its album page. Just hit play and kick back. You deserve it.
What’s that, you say? You’re sick of the way UnlicensedAttorneys.com just makes you download every mp3 without the chance to listen to the songs in a sweet playlist using a flash player?
Well, the Attorneys understand your concerns. That’s why the 20 Minute Sex Soundtrack and Face Money pt 2 now have completely kickass music players so you can listen to every Unlicensed Attorneys track without ever leaving the album page. The the rest of the UAL discography will be getting this treatment soon.
Whooph! That was a lot of work. Today I learned about the <marquee> tag and it changed my life so much, in fact, that I updated all of UnlicensedAttorneys.com.
See that gray text up top on all the pages (except for this blog, of course)? Now it’s scrolling. On every page.
As a special filthy treat, each nasty line of text has a new dirty phrase at the end too (a special thanks to the lovely ladies who helped me come up with the dirty sayings… you know who you are!).
The Unlicensed Attorneys Multimedia & Downloads page has arrived just in time to celebrate our website’s two month anniversary. Download music, view pictures, watch video, get yourself a UAL buddy icon, and then try out one of our Unlicensed desktop wallpapers on your monitor. Now that’s quality.
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