08.18.2008
1.8 gigs moved so far in August. Keep this up and we'll beat July's record. Keep on downloading, baby.
08.08.2008
Nasty fans like yourself downloaded over 2.5 gigs of Unlicensed Attorneys music in July. That's our best month yet. We're breaking records. Let's do it again in August, baby.
07.31.2008
HOLY @#$%. Why didn't somebody tell us how bad the website looked in Vista?! Damn, that probably goes for everyone using Internet Explorer 7, not just Vista. All the formatting looked like poop. Complete poop.
The worst part was that IE7 was pulling the wrong playlists for all of our music players on the site. See, this site is edited on a Mac running Firefox, where the playlists worked just fine. But IE7 was showing completely different music.
To everyone who showed up here only to find that our music players weren't even playing the Unlicensed Attorneys at Law, we apologize. If you run into any issues in the future, email us at UnlicensedAttorneys@gmail.com.
07.28.2008
All the way back on 03.30.2008, we told you about a couple new bonus tracks we recorded for the 20 Minute Sex Soundtrack. Well the first one - Pork-N-Beanz - has arrived. Go listen.
07.22.2008
As we mentioned on the 18th, here's a special sneak preview of one of the new beats that the Attorneys will be rhyming over on the next UAL album: Windrider produced by Nik Furious (courtesy of the AudioShocker).
07.18.2008
Over 1.7 gigs of music moved so far in July -- keep it going! (Check out a sneak preview of a new UAL beat this Sunday at the AudioShocker.)
06.28.2008
I'm proud to say that we've moved over 2 gigs worth of music in June. I'm sad to say that incredible comic book artist and Nik Furious inspiration, Michael Turner, passed away yesterday.
06.22.2008
Whoa. What happened to the website, right? If you've been here before, then you'll notice some (subtle yet significant) changes to the structure. The music page is now one and the same as the home page, and every album has a flash music player for listening.
That's because Guilty as Charged is the final album to get the music player treatment. To coincide with the new music players, I've updated the layout of UnlicensedAttorneys.com to be all about the music as soon as you get to the site.
06.17.2008
Over 1 gig worth of Unlicensed Attorneys songs downloaded in June so far, and now Unlicensed Hits has a sexy new music player. Go give it a listen.
06.15.2008
Almost 1 gig worth of UAL songs downloaded in June so far, and we're not stopping there. Look to your right and you'll see that we added a new image on the home page to make it look pretty. Oh, and how could I forget? Nasty Confessional has a new music player on its album page. Just hit play and kick back. You deserve it.
06.04.2008
Obama's nominated, we got a new header image that looks sweet as hell, and people downloaded 1.8 gigs worth of music from the Attorneys last month.
05.27.2008
What's that, you say? You're sick of the way UnlicensedAttorneys.com just makes you download every mp3 without the chance to listen to the songs in a sweet playlist using a flash player?
Well, the Attorneys understand your concerns. That's why the 20 Minute Sex Soundtrack and Face Money pt 2 now have completely kickass music players so you can listen to every Unlicensed Attorneys track without ever leaving the album page. The the rest of the UAL discography will be getting this treatment soon.
05.16.2008
UnlicensedAttorneys.com is moving music real nice this month (800 MB so far) and we still have half a month to go.
New stuff, you ask? Our 20 Minute Sex Soundtrack bonus tracks should be dropping soon. Also coming up, we're going to be digging through the Unlicensed vaults to release some never-before-heard tracks by Nik Furious and a secret collaborator. Keep watching this space for updates.
Shout out to Juicy, who turns 21 today. Keep juicing it, baby.
And last but not least -- today is National Pizza Party Day. The Attorneys plan on celebrating this holiday until we can't walk. We hope you will too.
04.29.2008
Whooph! That was a lot of work. Today I learned about the <marquee> tag and it changed my life. It changed my life so much, in fact, that I updated all of UnlicensedAttorneys.com. You know that gray text up top? Well now it's scrolling on every single page. Each nasty line of text has a new dirty phrase at the end too (a special thanks to the lovely ladies who helped me come up with the dirty sayings... you know who you are!).
04.20.2008 pt 2
We updated all our other sites to keep up with the official UnlicensedAttorneys.com release and the debut of the 20 Minute Sex Soundtrack. That means our MySpace profile, Facebook group, and My.Rawkus profile all got a facelift today. Check them out and join up if you're not already our friend or a group member.
Our web stats say that we used over 1.5 gigs of bandwidth from yesterday into the early morning hours of today. Basically, that means people are downloading a $#!%load of Unlicensed Attorneys music. Excellent job, nasty fans. Keep downloading UAL songs and we'll post more good numbers later this week.
04.20.2008 pt 1
It's done. This whole damn website is finished. The featured UAL guest stars now have their own page. Of course, the rest of the site is up now too so go take a gander and then drop us a line or be our friend on MySpace.
04.17.2008
The Unlicensed Attorneys Multimedia & Downloads page has arrived just in time to celebrate our website's two month anniversary. Download music, view pictures, watch video, get yourself a UAL buddy icon, and then try out one of our Unlicensed desktop wallpapers on your monitor. Now that's quality.
04.14.2008
It's here: the UAL photo gallery. Check out the Attorneys and friends in all their sexy glory.
04.13.2008
The contact page is live. That means you can get in touch with the Attorneys any time you want. Just don't go getting weird on us. Isn't one restraining order enough already?
04.09.2008
Content, fresh content. Learn the (obviously) 100% true history of the Unlicensed Attorneys at Law. Then read more about Kareef the mad genius dirty doctor emcee and super producer / nasty rhymer Nik Furious.
04.05.2008
The entire Unlicensed Attorneys music catalogue is now online. Our complete discography is up in the music section, along with our albums Guilty as Charged, Face Money pt 2, and Unlicensed Hits (featuring remasters from the other two albums).
History, multimedia, and contact sections are still undone, but they'll be up soon.
03.30.2008
Had a couple of awesome sessions with Ronnie B and Juicy. Two new tracks - Bustin Makes Me Feel Good and Pork n Beans - will go up a week or two after UnlicensedAttorneys.com officially goes live.
03.28.2008
It's about a week before the website will be totally finished, but who cares? The 20 Minute Sex Soundtrack has arrived. Last year's awesome Unlicensed album, Nasty Confessional, is up now too.
Ronnie B is getting into town tonight and we're gonna lay down some bonus tracks for 20 Minute Sex Soundtrack.
03.08.2008
We just finished recording our latest tracks for the 20 Minute Sex Soundtrack. The songs will debut when the website goes live.
02.17.2008
It's born. We now own UnlicensedAttorneys.com. Get ready for some official website nastiness.
